A married couple was driving down the highway at a steady 40 miles per hour, with the husband behind the wheel.
Out of nowhere, the wife turned to him and said in a calm, clear voice, “I know we’ve been married for more than twenty years, but I want a divorce.”
The husband said nothing. He kept his eyes on the road and quietly increased the speed to 45 miles per hour.
A moment later, she spoke again. “And don’t try to change my mind. I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a much better lover than you are.”
Still, the husband said nothing. He tightened his grip on the steering wheel and pushed the car to 55.
Seeing no reaction, she continued.
“I want the house.”
60 miles per hour.
“I want the car too.”
“And I’m taking the bank accounts, the credit cards, and the boat.”
The car began drifting toward a large concrete bridge.
Now shaken, she looked at him nervously and asked, “Don’t you want anything?”
The husband finally turned to her and said, “No. I’ve already got the airbag.”
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